Monday, January 31, 2011
I’m sitting in the Scandinavian lounge in Arlanda, Stockholm’s airport. It is a very beautiful place filled with lots of wood, Scandinavian design, of course and very friendly staff. How often do you get to go to an airline lounge that has a fireplace and burning candles on the mantle??
As I feared, security at the Moscow airport was very, very tight. It took almost eighty minutes to get from the front door of the airport to clearing the final security, customs check. Normally it takes about twenty. Everyone gets patted down, even if you don’t set off any alarms. In keeping with the old classless society, women pat down men as well as women. Closest thing I’ve come to a massage in years. I am carrying all my luggage so as not to have to deal with waiting for checked baggage, but my oh my do they do a serious exam of your stuff. Luckily I’m a very neat packer and didn’t bring anything that would arouse suspicion, like the five music students who were carrying their instruments. I thought we might get a bit of a quintet but they didn’t make them play.
All of the elementary and middle schools in Moscow are closed for the week, so what do parents do with the kids? They take them on vacation! The airport was jammed with families who decided to take vacations since there was no school. They should have renamed the airport H1N1 what with all the kids coughing and hacking all over everything. All of the personnel in the passport area were wearing masks. Makes you feel really wonderful.
What do you get on a plane going from Moscow to Sweden? You get a planeload of drunks who you can’t understand! As I was walking around the gate area I saw about fifteen twenty somethings sharing a big bottle of water. I thought it a bit strange but figured they were on a budget, especially the way they were dressed. When I went into the bathroom, it all became quite clear. The wastebasket was filled with discarded duty free bags and empty liters of vodka. They had obviously transferred the vodka to the water bottles and were killing three liters among them. The Russians meanwhile had more money and were a bit older and they were drinking at long tables in the bar, at least those that weren’t in the smoking cage were drinking. I was condemned to the back of the bus and was right in the middle of these two groups of drunks, what a lovely flight! Fortunately they were all asleep within an hour of taking off. However we were delayed an hour for deicing and the flight attendants had their hands filled trying to keep these guys in their seats. They finally figured out what they were doing and confiscated their ‘water’. Adds new meaning to the term Flying High.
I’ve told you before that Russians are made of sterner stuff. While thousands of international tourist scramble to try and get out of Egypt, 30,000 Russians tourist are refusing to leave. Ya gotta love ‘um.
Only three more hours of waiting before my next flight. Time to take a walk.
Best wishes, Wm